LET'S BE BEST FRIENDS!!!
My name is Ellen or Alexander the Great, as I am known by my friends.
When I was 13 I had my first love, her name was Emi, she was the second drummer for the band Korn. I met her when I was found to be stealing from the Italian Mafia. I was apart of a crime group within the Italian mafia. We would steal from the Mafia while being apart of it, it was all very confusing and complicated, really.
I was looked upon as a god until I was caught, and I fled to Nicaragua and lived there as a street bum with awesome shads and a nice bod, until I met her. We traveled all around South America together until we were in Rio de Janeiro look at that giant jesus on that hill, when I told her my secret.
She smiled her perfect smile and told me she would keep my secret, then excused herself to the bathroom, which she was in for a quite a while until my old boss's henchmen found me and beat me to death.
And now I am dead.
Current Residence: "There"
Favourite genre of music: Most everything.
MP3 player of choice: One that plays music
Personal Quote: FOR INFINITE MONEY PRESS F13